01Skincare · DTC CTR +48%
Kindred · Routine 01
glow harder.
try less.
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The static ad studio · est. 2024Static ad studio · 202448h turnarounds
Static ads
that stop
the scroll.
Stadics is a productized static ad studio for DTC, SaaS, and agencies. One flat monthly fee. Unlimited briefs. Senior designers only. Ship your first batch in 48 hours — pause or cancel whenever.
AMKJ
4.97 / 5 · 120+ brands
stadics.ad / v1
1080 × 1080
staticads.
CTR +48%CPA –62%
Shipped in 48h
§ 01 — Above the fold
NYC · LDN · 24/7
§ 02 — Trusted by
120+ brands · 4,800+ creatives shipped · 2024 → now
Designers trusted by the brands your brand is jealous of.
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§ 03Selected work
6 of 480+ — updated weeklySee more
Ads that earn their click — not beg for it.
Every creative is built around a single, uncluttered idea — then A/B tested ruthlessly against your control. The receipts are in the numbers.
glow harder.
02Athletic · Retail CPA –62%
NORTH⁄75 · SS26
0→60summer sale
ends sun · midnight
–40%
NORTH⁄7530-day cohort
03CPG · Coffee ROAS 4.1×
Oat & Co · small batch
fuel.
not fluff.
new
Oat & CoMeta, 14d
04SaaS · B2B Leads +3.2×
PARALLEL · pipeline suite
10× your
pipeline.
book a demoFree for 14d
PARALLELLinkedIn
05Food delivery CVR 11.2%
Hollow · 7pm cutoff
tonight only
30 min
or it's free.
HollowLanding
06Fintech CPC $0.41
Lumen · Monthly save$0 fees
avg. saved
$2,318/yr
across 48,200+ members
keep more of yours.Open free
LumenGoogle
4,800+Creatives shipped
48hAvg. first delivery
96%Clients who rebook
+38%Median CTR lift
§ 04What's in the box
Unlimited briefs · one flat fee
Brief it.
We'll ship it.
One Slack channel. One Notion board. A senior designer who reads the brief twice, asks the right question, and hits send in 48 hours. Everything below is included — no line-items, no scope creep.
- Core
Static ad creatives
Meta, TikTok, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Google. 1:1, 4:5, 9:16, 16:9 — every aspect, every platform.
01 - CRO
A/B variant kits
Five angles, five hooks, five visuals per brief. We test alongside you — the winners inform the next round.
02 - Web
Landing page creative
Hero imagery, feature blocks, social-proof modules. Delivered as Figma frames + production-ready exports.
03 - Hybrid
UGC polish & overlay
Raw creator footage in. On-brand, platform-optimized ads out. Captions, b-roll, hooks — the works.
04 - System
Brand mini-systems
A tiny style guide when your brand is blurry — colors, type, grids, 10 templates you'll actually use.
05 - IRL
Print & OOH
Billboards, OOH, event banners, packaging. Same 48-hour rhythm, print-grade files.
06
“If you can describe it in a Loom, we can ship it in 48 hours.”
See pricing →§ 05The loop
Designed to eliminate friction, not people.A loop so stupid-simple, your ops team will send flowers.
No onboarding marathon. No eight-person kickoff. You brief, we ship, you test. Every project runs the same tight 4-beat rhythm.
- Step 01
Brief in under 5 min
Loom, voice memo, 3-line Slack message — whatever's natural. A senior designer reads it twice.
- Step 02
V1 lands in 48h
No kickoff calls. No discovery decks. Just a Figma link in your DMs — a full first batch, ready to launch.
- Step 03
Revise, unlimited
Tighten copy, swap variants, change direction entirely. We iterate until it's the one. No extra invoice.
- Step 04
Ship, test, learn
We hand off production files and talk results weekly. Winners feed the next sprint. Repeat, forever.
Project timeline · typical first weekMon → Fri
MonBrief
Wed · 48hDesign v1
ThuRevisions
FriShip
Nothing to learn. Nothing to download.
We meet you in Slack, Notion, Figma, or email. You use what you already use.
§ 06Pricing — flat & honest
Less than one senior hire.
Ten times the output.
A full-time senior ad designer costs $120k+/yr, recruits slow, and ghosts fast. Stadics is flat monthly, no contracts, and you can pause the moment your backlog breathes.
Tier 01
Drip
For lean teams testing their first creative sprint.
$2,495/ month
- 1 active brief at a time
- 48-hour turnarounds
- Static ad creatives — every platform
- Unlimited revisions
- Senior designer, dedicated
- Figma source files included
- Pause or cancel anytime
Most popular
Tier 02
Studio
The one 9 out of 10 brands pick. Ship fast, learn faster.
$4,495/ month
- 2 active briefs in parallel
- 48-hour turnarounds
- Everything in Drip, plus:
- A/B variant kits (5 angles each)
- Landing page creative
- Weekly async review (Loom)
- Slack channel, same-day replies
Tier 03
Firehose
For performance teams scaling creative like code.
$8,950/ month
- Unlimited active briefs
- 24-hour rush turnarounds
- Everything in Studio, plus:
- Dedicated senior designer
- UGC overlays & polish
- Monthly creative strategy call
- Priority Slack + on-call
14-day love-it guarantee
Not blown away after two weeks? Full refund. We keep the files — you keep the money.
Pause anytime
Slow month? Pause billing and pick up where you left off — up to 90 days.
48-hour first ship, or it's free
Miss our own deadline on your first batch and your first month is on the house.
§ 07Receipts
4.97 / 5 · 120+ reviews
They didn't tweet it. They screenshotted it.
A few of the kinder things clients have said in Slack at 11pm on a Thursday.
“We replaced three freelancers and an ad agency with Stadics. First batch shipped overnight, and our CAC dropped 62% inside a month. It genuinely feels unfair.”
MRCAC –62%Maya RhodesHead of Growth, Kindred.“The 48-hour promise is the real deal. Briefed on Monday. Launched Wednesday. Scaled by Friday.”
TOLeads 3.2×Theo OkaforFounder, PARALLEL“I finally don't dread creative sprints. The team designs FOR performance, not around it.”
JNROAS 4.8×Jules NavarroCMO, NORTH⁄75“We white-label Stadics for four of our retainer clients. Nobody's noticed. Everyone's happy.”
AC96% rebookAriel ChenAgency Lead, Oatmill“The variant kits are the secret weapon. Five angles per brief, and the winners always surprise me.”
SPCTR +44%Samir PatelPerf. Marketing, Lumen
- Yes — unlimited briefs and unlimited revisions. The only cap is how many are active at once (1 on Drip, 2 on Studio, ∞ on Firehose). As soon as one ships, we pull the next off your queue.
Accepting 2 more projects · JulyYour next winning ad
Your next winning ad
is 48 hours away.
Book a 15-minute intro. We'll look at your current creative, tell you — plainly — if we can move the needle, and start the clock today if you're in.